Springfield Roller Girls

Southwest Missouri’s premier all-female flat track roller derby league

 
In 2010, Brawl Things Considered first debuted on the SRG rookie track. In the days since, almost everything about this programmed machine has changed, from her abilities, her skating and her attitude. However, there is one thing that remains the same: each bout consists of the biggest hits of the day, insightful blows, and quirky fun, all brought alive through the pain she delivers. Brawl Things Considered is the most feared, evening bouting, solid-hit slamming, nerdy derby girl in the country.
 

Brawl Things Considered

501c

 

Your Derby Name: Brawl Things Considered
Your Derby Number: 501c
Your Astrological Sign : Gemini
Occupation: Cat whisperer
Favorite Music: Hall and Oats, The Slits, Solex
Favorite Movies: Strangers With Candy
Teams you Play for: Battle Broads
Positions you Play: Blocker
How did you come up with your derby name?: I’m a NPR junkie of sorts and it just felt right. My number is 501C which is the number for a tax-exempt non-profit corporation. Nerd power!
How and when did you get involved in roller derby? : I started playing derby in April of 2010.
Have you had any derby-related serious injuries? : A couple minor injuries but nothing too terrible yet.
Favorite position to play and why: My favorite position is blocking in the back. You’re the first blocker that the jammer has to deal with, and it’s just a great feeling when you lay them out a couple times before they even get to the rest of the pack.
What kind of skates and wheels do you use?: Riedell 265′s with Heartless wheels
What’s your favorie rookie moment?:
Most exciting moment in your derby career?: Getting voted MVP by my team after beating Route 66 and winning socks that say “Bitch” down the sides.
What do you do on game day?:  Drink water and listen to the Pixies
Who is your hero?:
Favorite team to play against and why:
What’s your favorite drink?: Beeeeeeeeer